donteatrebecca

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in

dontbeanassbutt

To the anon who likes older men

imnevernice:

magc0nboys:

menduhs:

itssexualhour:

Angelina + Brad = 12 year age gap

Beyonce + Jay-Z = 13 year age gap

Ellen + Portia = 15 year age gap

Harrison + Calista = 22 year age gap

As long as the person you are with loves you, respects you, and makes you happy, nothing else matters. :)

This truly got my hopes up

Me + the pope= 75 year age gap

SO DONTCHU TELL ME I CANT DATE DYLAN OBRIEN CAUSE YOU ARE FALSE MY FRIEND