- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
oh my fucking god
so i’m reading this harry potter fic
and every now and then there are words like “arseented” and “marseaging” and “arseistance” and i was trying to figure out what the hell is going on
finally i got to the word “parse” and figured it out
they’re american so after they wrote it they did a find and replace to change every “ass” to “arse”
i can’t stop laughing omg
I am jealous of those who think more deeply, who write better, who draw better, who look better, who live better, who love better than I.